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8 Time Filling Shows on the ESPN Network

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So, Mike Slive has you calling DirecTV, now owned by AT&T, begging for the SEC Network (which is already going to be on AT&T…wut?) because you don’t want to miss Alabama vs. North Texas State A&M.  And you’ll pay for it.  Oh, you’ll pay whatever they tell you to pay.

But after football season is over, how are they going to fill 24 hours of programming a day?  Commissioner Slive, I have some suggestions for you:

  1. Les Miles Reciting Poetry
  2. The Guz Malzahn Hurry Up No Devil Gospel Jubilee
  3. Hypnotoad
  4. Nick Saban Staring At You Like Hypnotoad
  5. Bruce Pearl’s Shirtless Pool Party Extravaganza
  6. This Week In SEC Baseball, Featuring That Guy Who Narrated This Week In Baseball
  7. Harvey Updyke Presents
  8. Late Night With Steve Spurrier

 

 

Updated: May 20, 2014 — 12:51 pm
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