Meet the 2009 Starters: #4 – Marquis Maze, Wide Receiver
Image: RollTide.com
Full Name: Marquis “XXXL” Maze
Actual Starting Status: Unclear, but he had a good A-Day, and let’s face it…at wide receiver, we have Julio, and then we have a lot of WR’s who aren’t hyperevolved human elites who feast on the tears and dreams of those that oppose them and do their own sports hernia surgeries with a pocket knife, a Zippo, and some fishing line.
Current Claim To Fame: Uhm…
Less Famous, But Still Utterly Impressive, Claim to Fame: Getting up and carrying on life after this…
Shares His Jersey Number With: Mark Barron
How You Can Tell Them Apart: Marquis is the one who’s not a safety that’s bigger than most linebackers we face. Also, he doesn’t answer to “Mark Barron.”
Listed Weight: 171 lbs. (right)
Percentage of Terrence Cody: Maze is exactly 47.5% of Terrence Cody.
