Yeah, I know…he and Jerrell do sort of look similar.

Full Name: The Most Feared and Revered Quintorris Lopez Julio Jones, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Duke of Fort Deposit, Lord and Protector of Orange Beach, Most Illustrious Colonel of the Order of the Crimson Elephants, Eater of Dreams and Devourer of Fortunes

DNA Test Results: Homo sapien optimates.  Jones joins Coach Nick Saban as the only two members of this class, often simply called “human elites”, who have yet been identified.  While Coach Saban’s status was discovered when it was found that rumor of his laser eyes was true, Jones was certified as a human elite upon the request of the following LSU defensive backs:

Fears and Phobias:

Dislikes: Smart-mouthed Clemson defensive coordinators, sports hernias, gravity.

Offseason Job: Model for the graphics company in charge of designing the cyborgs for “Terminator:  Salvation”