HEY KIDS! IT’S AUBURN MAN!

 

We’ve noticed that there has been a term that has been increasingly more prevalent amidst your typical Auburn propaganda lately…a term that is not new, but that has been been given new life and meaning since the Gene Chizik hire.

That term…is Auburn Man.

What is an Auburn Man?  Our crack team of Boogologists has been studying the term all week, and the best we can come up with is that it is a idealized image of a person who is so committed to Auburn University that they deserve praise and acclaim…even if they have no accomplishments, skills, or talents to justify that reception.

You know…like Gene Chizik.

But we will give the Auburn folks this much…they are very good at marketing (just look at the billboards below.  Knowing that “Auburn Man” would be a hit all across the Boogosphere, they quickly did what any self-respecting capitalist would do…they turned that idea into an action figure!  Get your Auburn Man now…they’ll be flying off the shelves (until about the middle of October).

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