The purpose of this website is very simple.  We aim to provide the absolute highest quality commentary on week-old Alabama football news that we can muster at 2 A.M. in the morning.  We aim to express emotions through poorly done Photoshopped pictures when using our big boy words just won’t do.  We aim to infuriate Auburn fans for the sport of it, much like Johnny Cash shot that man in Reno just to watch him die.

As veterans of the message board wars, we know that one of the key words bandied about when it comes to college football websites is “bias”.  Of course, we will do absolutely everything we can to put forth news and information with the same nonpartisan spirit as an issue of the Soviet Era Pravda.

Sure, there’s value in telling the truth (”Otis, I just don’t think this Shula fellow is going to work out.), but there is also something to be said telling the people what they want to hear (”I’m telling you, Bobby Claude, I’d rather have a true Auburn man like Chizik than a money hungry mercenary like Saban.”).

Welcome to Bryant Drive…it’s time to put your game face on.