SAQ

Here we examine the seldomly asked questions that you would be dying to ask yourselves if you knew how very interesting we are in real life.  Really.  Good looking, too.  And rich.  Ladies?

Q:  Who is E.B. Beaumont?
A:  As far as Bryant Drive is concerned?  E.B. is the fella who started this site using blood, sweat, tears, and change from his couch.  In real life?  E.B. Beaumont, a University of Pennsylvania alumnus, was the first head coach of the University of Alabama football team.  He coached the 1892 season, went 2-2, and started the time honored tradition of getting fired after losing what would become the Iron Bowl.  He was immortalized in the 1893 Alabama yearbook, The Corolla, which stated about Coach Beaumont:

“We were unfortunate in securing a coach. After keeping him for a short time, we found that his knowledge of the game was very limited. We therefore got rid of him.”

Q:  Did you guys go to Alabama?
A:  We all proudly enrolled in, graduated from, and on days before the exam went to class at, Alabama.

Q:  I’m an Auburn fan, and I was wondering…
A:  Yeah, just put the weedeater back in the garage when you’re done.  Nice job on the hedges.

Q:  Will you ever be breaking any inside information that you garner from conversations with Coach Saban from one of your many trips on his private yacht?
A:  Unfortunately, no.  Secrets told on Coach Saban’s flagship, The Process, stay on The Process.  To reveal them would be to functionally ban myself from any future trips, at which there is ample and excellent crab dip.

Q:  Are you aware your “Bryant Drive” logo at the top of this page looks like something from a circa-1992 Nintendo game?
A:  I didn’t major in graphic design here…jeez, give a guy a break.

Q:  How can I contact you to express the joy that I feel every time I view this amazing website?
A:  The best way is to take our an ad in your local newspaper that testifies to our unqualified awesomeness.  In the alternative, use our Contact page or email us at .

Q:  About that question above about Saban and his yacht…you really go out on the yacht with Coach Saban?
A:  No, not really.  He is one of my betters, and I’ve made peace with that.