Comments for Bryant Drive

Comment on Top 20 Over the Last 20 (#8, #7, #6, #5) by Thomas Magnum

Thomas Magnum — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:04:52 +0000

I witnessed all four of these plays in person. Question for the moderators. If Marcel had destroyed Cam Newton’s knee last year, would that have made your Top 20? It would be VERY high on my list, that’s for sure. I hope that Nick Fairley and Cam Newton are both paralyzed by the force of their worthless beings colliding. #PoeticJustice

Comment on Top 20 Over the Last 20 (#14, #13) by Thomas Magnum

Thomas Magnum — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 22:27:22 +0000

I would like to thank my wife’s cousin for getting married on the day of the LSU game in 2009. I, of course, had tickets to that game but was forced to attend the wedding. #FML

Comment on Meet the Starters: Defensive Back – Dre Kirkpatrick by Thomas Magnum

Thomas Magnum — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 22:24:22 +0000

This is what Christ Jesus looks like.

Comment on Heartbreak in Lee County by Thomas Magnum

Thomas Magnum — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:50:48 +0000

Watching this little vagina cry was probably the highlight of my week last week. The only way this could have been more satisfying for me would be to allow me to ask the questions. “Clint, is it hard to believe that you got beat out by Barrett Fucking Trotter?” “Clint, how likely is it that you’ll ever get significant playing time now that Kiehl Frazier is here and that douche from Kentucky is coming in next year?” “Clint, what will it be like to graduate from a school you grew up hating and for which you never really played football?” “Clint, do you own any pets? Oh, you own a pet labradoodle? Was it tied up outside by your car in the parking lot? It was? Bad news. It got loose and was hit by a van. A news van. My news van actually. Sorry about that pal.”