Name:  The University of Tennessee – Knoxville, a/k/a – UTK, a/k/a – UThug, a/k/a – UcheaT

Location:  Rocky Hell

Colors:  Puke Orange

Coach: Mike Shula with a Law Degree

Helmet: White with the famous UThug “T”

Not Really That Notable Alumnus: “Fat” Philip Fulmer

Notable School Quotes:
“You can’t spell ‘slUT’ without ‘UT’!”
“Nothing sucks like a Big Orange!”
“Alabama will be out of business.”

Top Tradition: Getting Arrested