Name: Ivy League Rejects University
Location: Nashvegas, TN
Enrollment: 6,600 students who hate football
Stadium Name and Capacity: Vanderbilt Stadium with a capacity of 39,790 (39,700 reserved for visitors’ fans)
Football Program Highlight: When the ESPN Gameday crew got lost in Nashville and decided to film the show on campus

Head Football Coach: We don’t know . . .
Most Famous Alumnus: Jay Cutler

#1 Cheer: “Take Me Out to the Library”